Finding Noel...

on being a lazy-ass femme

queerandpheasantstranger:

okay seriously u guise it is truth time

i call myself a femme

and i fucking adore tumblr femmes and all the fucking gorgeous hair/makeup/clothes/shoes/vintagey crap

like you folks are fucking fierce as shit and i love you

but for fucks sake people i am so lazy 

you’re lucky if i brush my teeth

so i confess that my femme is a grungy femme

in the like literally-not-showered-in-days grungy

rather than the carefully-cultivated-crusty-punk grungy

i’m calling for other lazy-ass grungy femmes to come out of the closet

rejoice in our smudged eye makeup (you know how it’s like not in a good sexy way, but like a oh-my-god-one-eye-has-black-mold-growing-out-of-it way)

and prickly legs and armpits and whatever else we shave when we feel like it

and chipped, dirty fingernails

and greasy hair with fading dyejobs

for those of us who use cheap perfume and deodorant instead of showering or doing laundry

for those of us who eat hot wings that stain our lips and call it makeup

for those of us who live in pajamas and pile our hair into buns instead of picking up a brush or finding clean underwear

for those of us who let our pubes grow free not because we’re being revolutionary vulva warriorzz but because we’re not that fucking flexible okay

for those of us with REAL GODDAMN BEDHEAD 

I SAY WE UNITE

DISGUSTING, LAZY-ASS FEMMES 4 LYFE

TOGETHER IN SMELLY, GREASY, PRICKLY GLORY

TONIGHT WE RIDE

…

or not

because hey

we’re fucking lazy

(via shakethecobwebs)